You got here how?

December 28, 2006 at 4:31 pm | Posted in Blogging about Blogging | 9 Comments

Some of the better search strings through which people have found this blog. And my snarky responses.

The “Go Back to School” Awards

  • a sad song about a kids abused – I don’t know why you were looking for this, but you might have more luck if you corrected your grammar.
  • how long does a female butterfly stay pregnant? – I think butterflies lay eggs. See mammals vs. insects for more help.
  • Name of the month of Winter holidays – December.
  • how i gone spend my winter holidays – I don’t know.

The “I’m So Sorry” Awards

  • my retainer keeps giving me sores
  • i ate too much carp

The “Smell Me” Awards

  • why does insulin smell like band aids
  • diabetes smells like alcohol
  • diabetics smell sweet
  • stella smells diabetic

The “I Can’t Even Begin to Imagine” Awards

  • fat baby’s pride BBQ
  • automatic transmission sweet juice
  • “Lichen Planus” vegan – huh?
  • police trouble wearing diapers diaper plastic
  • picture penis elephantitis – ewwwwwww
  • martial arts dojo boobs – This one’s for Jen, Cait, and Mel
  • picture of a biscuit penis – ??????

The “This Blog Will Not Give You Satisfaction” Awards

  • britney spears forgets her underwear – ugh, ugh, ugh.
  • britney spears tax returns – Not here, sorry.
  • Groundhog ailments – The only ailment my groundhogs had was inhabiting my yard. And I cured that.
  • “donor insemination” OR “donor sperm” depression – Your question exactly?
  • ban diabetes marriage – Of course. Because there are no greater problems in the world than diabetics getting married.
  • farting after frozen embryo

The “Did You Really Need to Ask The Internet?” Awards

  • do I need bra under wedding dress? – Well, what kind of dress is it?
  • Are Friday weddings tacky?Do I look like Emily Post?
  • “I want to have a child with you” – Perhaps we can go out for coffee first?
  • what holiday gift can I give my jewish boss – I’d recommend a giant light-up creche myself.
  • should there be carpet in nurse’s office – Damned if I know.
  • its good to chew gum when playing basketball – Is this a question or a statement?
  • what does a pili look like?

And.. the “I Totally Agree” Award

  • oh he’s a gorgeous little boy
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  1. hahaha, these are hilarious!

  2. always great fun seeing the searches that lead to you hehe

  3. You get some very interesting searches! Mine seem to be mostly about Big Brother – which was over months and months ago! I don’t get it.

    I need to start throwing in some random phrases to see what sort of searches I can get 😉

  4. Love them!

  5. I always get people looking for pictures of Julia Bond, who, I found out, is a porn star. Yeah, SO not me. 😀

  6. haha! How do you find that out? I want to see what people see my blog from…

  7. Thanks for the laughs!! 🙂

  8. So just out of curiosity, I tried Googling “how I gone spend my winter holidays”. The first thing Google does is ask me “Did you mean: how I gonna spend my winter holidays”.

    Yeesh. Seems like Google needs to go back to school, too.

  9. I don’t get it. When I have looked at mine, it just makes me want to shake my head.


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