How do you thank someone…
who has taught your son to hold his p*nis and aim it successfully in the potty?
That’s a lot to learn
But what can I give you in return?
I had a lovely salad earlier, composed of lettuce and peppers from our CSA. A few minutes ago I was taking the rest of the unused but washed lettuce out of the salad spinner to put in the fridge and I popped a little handful of lettuce into my mouth.
It had an unusually crunchy texture, followed by a nasty taste. I spat it out and this is what I saw (after the break, for the weak of stomach or heart)