Artificially Sweetened

I couldn’t make this up if I tried.

While I was trying to cook a healthy nutritious meal something P’ito would actually eat for dinner tonight, he was upstairs, peacefully watercoloring, or so I thought.

He came downstairs and wanted to watch his current obsession, Shaun the Sheep.  I loaded it up on the laptop and we went about our merry ways, until an odd dripping noise penetrated my consciousness.

Water. Dripping. Into the kitchen ceiling light.

Turns out he left the water running in the bathroom sink, with the watercolor cup covering the drain.

And watercolors all over the carpet in the hall.  (Thank you, clorox with bleach spray, thank you.)

And of course, when you forget to turn the heat off under the aforementioned healthy meal while you are mopping up the bathroom floor, you will wind up with a pot of healthy nutritious burned crap.

Calgon, I hear you calling.  But first I have to figure out how to clean the water out of the light fixture…