My pump alarm isn’t loud enough to wake me up when I’m low or out of insulin in the middle of the night, but it sure sounds loud during a job interview when it’s tucked into my bra.
License plate says “DRIVSAFE.” What do you think the driver is doing? Talking on her cell phone, of course.
What ironies have you experienced lately?
Best vanity plate I’ve seen in a while:
There seems to be something that draws unusual vanity plates to the block in front of my work. Seen in the past few months.
And on a tow truck nearby: NEXT WEEK
Spotted closer to home: SIDE JOB2 – makes me wonder – what is side job 1? And did side job2 pay for the car? I assume that’s the story behind the car I see parked in our neighborhood with the vanity plate PKRMONEY.
What is the best vanity plate you’ve seen?
What would you put on a vanity plate if you had one? (Or, what is on your vanity plate, if you’ve got one?)
I had a lovely salad earlier, composed of lettuce and peppers from our CSA. A few minutes ago I was taking the rest of the unused but washed lettuce out of the salad spinner to put in the fridge and I popped a little handful of lettuce into my mouth.
It had an unusually crunchy texture, followed by a nasty taste. I spat it out and this is what I saw (after the break, for the weak of stomach or heart)
Tonight, at about 7pm, the phone rang.
I answered it as I was looking at the caller id and thinking this is probably a telemarketer…
Computerized voice: You will be connected to your caller now
Operator Voice: all of our representatives are assisting other customers right now. Please continue to hold…
I know we’re in a budget crisis, but this is beyond chintzy.
I got my 1099g in the mail from NYS. On the outside of the self-mailer was a survey with the following text.
Check your preferences, detach and return this card to us.
Which of these new methods do you prefer for obtaining 1099-g information in the future?
Tax Department’s Web site: http://www.nystax.gov or
Automated phone system
[ArtSweet: How about, none of the above, mail it to me?]
Have you accessed the Tax Department’s Web site for assistance in managing your taxes
Being a civic-minded individual I filled out the survey, and then turned it over to see the following
Post Office will
Are you kidding me?
Um, no. I am not spending 42 cents of my hard earned money on behalf of the Tax Department and its Web site.
In other news. How to cure Sensertaphobia(TM) in a few easy steps.
- Lose your Senserter. Hunt all over your house without success.
- Do a hand insertion. Hot damn, those are big fat owie needles.
- Realize that the Senserter is pretty useful, despite the fact that you break into a sweat from the amount of pressure needed to trigger it.
- Decide you are calling Minimed in the AM to beg for a new Senserter.
- Debate whether the cats or the child are responsible for its absence, since you would never misplace anything of such medical importance.
I sneezed at work this morning. With a mouthful of coffee. Which came out my nose (ow). All over my (personal) laptop.
First the keyboard stopped working, then the whole thing started making an ominous beeping noise.
It’s at the computer doctor now. I told him about the coffee, but not about the nose part.
Memo to self: Your almost 16-month old son does not have the manual dexterity to feed himself spaghetti in red sauce. He will get very frustrated, resulting in spaghetti and sauce all over you and all over the kitchen. It’s three hours later and I still haven’t mustered the energy to clean up the kitchen, which looks like the set of a slasher movie.
I am taking P’ito to an event.
I need to dress him up as a late 19th century baby. This basically means a long, simple, white cotton dress – similar to what might be used as a christening dress today. I’m trying really hard not to spend money on this.
If anyone out there in blogland has such a thing that I can borrow – i.e. will do my best to keep it pristine, but he’s a baby and crap happens (quite literally) so don’t send me your grandma’s christening gown, would you let me know?
Dear Dr. Short But Sweet,
Thanks for the invitation to your tenth anniversary celebration and congratulations on reaching this milestone. As Pili and I do not have any children, and this appears to be a very family-centered event, we will not be attending. In the future, I would suggest that it might be more sensitive to leave those patients who are not “success stories” off the mailing list for such events. It simply serves as one more reminder that we are not among the lucky ones.
On a totally different note: For a writing project I’m working on, I need references to songs with the word “friends” in the lyrics. I’ve got “with a little help from my friends,” “that’s what friends are for,” and “you’ve got a friend” but I need a few more. Preferably songs that would resonate with the baby boomer generation… any suggestions?
I really think I need this:
The possibilities… are… enticing…
(The closer you get… the slowwwwwer I drive)
Unfortunately, Pili thinks the possibilities would most likely get me run off the road.
(What are you over-compensating for with that Hummer?)
She’s probably right, but I still fantasize about it as I’m driving home and trying to escape the soothing clutches of John Tesh.